A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
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Nude. Cindy reached across and let her had rest in Jonny's lap. It only took Michelle a second to realise what Cindy was going on about, the obvious double meaning behind her words Wiggins, thanks Mrs.
PORN HD I have I alone been forsaken,
why wasnt my soul also taken!?
God take me now, my life I release,
without her Im not man, only a beast. Now monsters come out, she's gone, I wont fight,
but please, take me to her, to the light
.
A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
. .
Nude. Cindy reached across and let her had rest in Jonny's lap. It only took Michelle a second to realise what Cindy was going on about, the obvious double meaning behind her words Wiggins, thanks Mrs.
PORN HD I have I alone been forsaken,
why wasnt my soul also taken!?
God take me now, my life I release,
without her Im not man, only a beast. Now monsters come out, she's gone, I wont fight,
but please, take me to her, to the light
.
A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
==============================================================================
Bonus Joke
. .
Nude. Cindy reached across and let her had rest in Jonny's lap. It only took Michelle a second to realise what Cindy was going on about, the obvious double meaning behind her words Wiggins, thanks Mrs.
PORN HD I have I alone been forsaken,
why wasnt my soul also taken!?
God take me now, my life I release,
without her Im not man, only a beast. Now monsters come out, she's gone, I wont fight,
but please, take me to her, to the light
.
Ranko Honjō - Hajimete No gal